Crazy...

This one is off the scale. Just purchased what I thought was a standard saussie roll from the caff at EIT Taradale and it turns out to be a...

CHICKEN SAUSAGE ROLL:

Who are these people who think they can mess with our heads? Chicken?

I ate it.

Flavour - it tasted like chicken

Meat-to-pastry ratio - is chicken a real meat?

Real food value - it's chicken!

Presentation - chicken in a sausage roll?

Cost - can't recall - my memory has been erased by the shock

Overall satisfaction - I'm freaked out

Cafe 287 Wairoa

Cafe 287 just out of Wairoa is a nice place to stop on the way to Napier. The coffee is good and the sausage roll, made on the premises, is delicious. The only downer is that the microwaving leaves the crust a bit limp. But the filling more than makes up for this minor minus. The cost of $2.50 is reasonable considering the quality. Highly recommended.

Hey Smosh - you should try this one on the way back from wherever you are.

Flavour - 5

Meat-to-pastry ratio - 5

Real food value - 5

Presentation - 5

Cost - 4

Overall satisfaction - 4